Bucks Memorial/Fundraiser Saturday September 6th, 2008 4PM-9PM Click Here!

List of Tips and Quotes

-If there is a broken down ford at the bottom of the hill, do not use your winch + reverse to try and get it out. It may result in you breaking parts. -Matt Marglon

-Try not to pull a truck out with a 3 wheeler, you may flip it backwards, and cause injury. -Matt Marglon

-When you call in sick to work when you really aren't sick, try not to wave at your boss on the road when he is on lunch. -Marco Musetti

-Don't let your girlfriends drive your truck, it may end up getting crashed, or even ran off of a cliff. -Buck Botosh

-Blue Ovals may be hazardous to your health. -Dino Musetti

-If it ain't broke, you didn't MASH hard enough. -Dino Musetti

-Don't plant corn in the winter. -Buck Botosh

-Cowboy Forplay..Shutup and get in the TRUCK! -Unknown

-BE HAPPY.....BUY CHEVY!!!!! - Marco Musetti

-When making out with your girlfriend in your 4x4, don't leave your lights on, a cop will come see what is going on. -Casey Courtney

-When you want to slash someone's tire, don't do it to a cowboy who has lots of friends!!! -Casey Courtney

-When your mom says she knows how to drive a stick, Don't let her!!!! She'll end up doing a 360 on an onramp somewhere!!! It Could be hazardous to your truck. -Anonomom

-Don't play in yellow snow. -Mary Schmidt

-If you plan to party, don't do it in a state park. -Dino, Buck, And Matt

-When going to a party, be sure to watch where your going & dont CRASH into them!! (sorry buck) -Tabby Smith

-If you can't COWBOY UP...Don't play circle of Death(Right Buck)-Omar Taovil

-Make sure if your going to lie about what you did last weekend, make sure she does not know the truth first. -Christina Puell

-Its a fullsize thing, Jeep owners dont understand. -Matt Marglon

-Whenever you go wheeling in the mountains dont forget to bring your mountain money (toilet paper) cause when your in the mountains its as good as money. -Ryan Byrkit

-Fuck It, I'm a MUDMASHER!! -Zach

-That was a fart. - Chase

-Jeep, it's the official full-size recovery vehicle. -Dino Musetti

Feel free to send in your own Tips or Quotes to matt@mudmashers.com
Make sure to give your name. If I like them I will use them on the site with
your name next to it.